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this aint a feelin' i can keep
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foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

my heart is very sad

encourage:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

iguanamouth:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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